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A collection of objects and ideas arranged in no particular order and updated sporadically. Click here.
In the first half of the century, children and adults alike thrilled to the true-life adventures of Richard Halliburton. He was also gay, and should be remembered, because he rules.
Symbolic and Historical Analysis of My Younger Brother's Christmas Card My younger brother Brian sent me a handmade Christmas card last year, filled with familial symbolism. It's annotated for scholarly interpretation.
My diabolical plan to make New York City an unpopular place to live, so the cool people can afford to live here again.
In 1994, I had a prime chunk of Manhattan TV real estate. This is the story of "Spew: Synthetic Television," its downfall, and how public-access TV was once a defining force in NYC culture.
And nothing we ever do will last! (What I learned from the ruins of Yama Farms, a once-thriving Catskills resort near my house.) is pissed because she's not represented here. Finally, technology allows any ol' couple to have kids. Wanna see my gay love spawn?
I Wrote a Letter to Jay Leno ... ... and boy, did that turn out unexpectedly.
And then I wrote another one two years later ... ... and sparked an Internet sensation!
The most humiliating experience of my life took place the second-to-last time I visited the World Trade Center.
"I've decided that to be Gay, from now on, one does not have to have any homosexual preferences whatsoever. If you want to be Gay, you're in. I thus offer a hearty welcome to any and all interested straight people. You are now Gay."
"I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints."
Symbolic and Historical Analysis of My Younger Brother's Christmas Card My younger brother Brian sent me a handmade Christmas card last year, filled with familial symbolism. It's annotated for scholarly interpretation.
I'd really prefer that Whitless.com readers not go to Hell. So here's a directory of over 100 tracts -- for sinners like you.
Sarah Pew is a lonely nurse who lives in the mountains. I made her up. She's more beloved than me. But really, the poor gal deserves it.
Curse you, Matt Shankle! How a humiliating interaction with a childhood learning tool forced me into the most discouraging profession.
The most horrifying doll ever? Perhaps. But Little Miss No Name, the vagrant doll, still has the power to warm your heart.
In Las Vegas, it's not necessary to say who did all the voting.
SURRENDER YOUR GENDER
(remove the "-at-" in the email address)
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The Next Production
We're at the historic and legendary Oregon Shakespeare Festival with an embarrassingly vast amount of brilliance in the cast, director, and designers -- even the dramaturg is brilliant! -- I'm over the moon about these people -- so come swing by Ashland and see what's shaking. We open April 15th and run through November 1. Meet the Casting Directors Everyone has heard about Chris Crocker, the kid who got nine million views for his tearful "Leave Britney Alone" video. I decided to blow the lid off of these viral YouTube videos, and enlisted some friends to help. Where do these Internet stars come from? What you find may surprise you. Here is the trilogy:
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